things of little relevance

Liveblogging Butler Saturday Night
May 3, 2009, 1:36 am
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There is a girl straddling her boyfriend at the desk four feet away from me. He is sitting on a chair, she is sitting on him. Last time I glanced over, his face was lost in her (heaving) bosom. Earlier, the lovebirds were intertwined by the printers, making out and caressing each other, loudly.

Who needs porn when there’s a live show? Next time I’ll bring my bullet.


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My god, Butler library was never that “busy” when I was at Columbia. Though I do remember hearing rumors about the stacks having moments that were definitely x-rated.

Comment by R. A. Montalvo Jr.

Ewww. Don’t have a bullet? I’ll give you mine.

Comment by Julia

They’ve already done it in the stacks, for sure.

Comment by diana

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