things of little relevance

favorite sex scandals of 2009
December 15, 2009, 2:19 am
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This is my only top _____ list of 2009.

Textual intercourse is a tricky thing.

“pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo”– Catullus (“I will bugger you and stuff your gobs.”) I think Mark Lowe is quite clever for doing this. Then again, I am a sucker for Latin.

“I have to run to Zales to get a ‘Kobe Special.'”- Tiger Woods

Honorable Mention: John Edwards for the following: “Mr. Edwards once calmed an anxious Ms. Hunter by promising her that after his wife died, he would marry her in a rooftop ceremony in New York with an appearance by the Dave Matthews Band.” Too bad there was no textual evidence of his vow, and the affair was revealed before 2009. Still, that snippet is pure gold.


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